Jim being Hemmingway at The Old Town Bar. |
Jim has no internal dialogue. He
pootles about the apartment narrating his life.
'….shit.....oh wow......what the -'
'You okay, Jim?'
'Yup, just trying to fill the soap
dispenser....it's like molasses...'
'Say “molasses” again.'
'Nope.'
'Say it again.'
'No...(he laughs quietly)...molasses.'
His accent is subtle but delicious. I
love the broader New York sound too, it's familiar and alien all at
once.
I've been surprised by how friendly
everyone is here. People say hi to me in the street for no
discernible reason. My coat continues to be a daily ice breaker:
'You look like a polar bear.'
'That's some coat you got there.'
'My friend and I were admiring your
coat.'
'You're european right?'
'Hey! Coat lady. Warm enough?'
Don't get me wrong, it's not that the
coat is the most beautiful item in the world.
It's just So. Fucking. Cold.
Oh how I scoffed when people told me to
be prepared for the icy winds. Eating my icicle words now. I've never
been so cold that my face ached and I have several times passed on
the urge for a cigarette because I simply couldn't fathom removing my
hands from my pockets.
Jim continues to mumble and chat to
himself:
'Right I need to get on top of things today.....won't stay in the bath too long.....ow my toe hurts....umm....right....oooh water....'
'Right I need to get on top of things today.....won't stay in the bath too long.....ow my toe hurts....umm....right....oooh water....'
I'm going to miss his gentle patter
tomorrow when he leaves for LA.
We're going out for sushi tonight.
'I'm taking you to one of the best
sushi places in New York and it's right around the corner. It's not
THE best but 'one of the best' by New York standards is still pretty
fucking amazing.'
After that he's taking me to a bar to
meet his friend Doc whom he assures me I will love.
It's the first time we've actually made
plans since I've been here. Every day has just been a happy accident
with a fair measure of booze poured over it.
I've never been much for whiskey but
somehow managed to get through half a bottle of something called
Botanical Rye whilst sitting in the studio watching Jim make art.
We listen to 80's music and take lots
of silly pictures which he won't let me post just now.
I have developed a slight (extreme)
interest (obsession) with a barman (legend) called John Nugent. He works at
The Old Town Bar and has done so for the last 25 years. He's
somewhere in his fifties I guess and he's basically a Raymond Carver
story brought to life. After meeting him the first time with Jim I
returned last night drunk and on my own. The place was heaving as I
crammed myself on to the end of the very long bar that he manages
elegantly and effortlessly. He sees me and strolls over smiling.
'Hello Thea.'
'Hello John Nugent. How are you?'
'Better for seeing you. Guinness and
Port?'
'Please.'
I make no secret of my stalkerish
interest in him.
'John Nugent, I take it you're familiar
with Facebook?'
'I am in fact on it.'
'Really?! What's your - ' I stop
myself. 'Look.'
I open Facebook on my phone.
'I've made a photo of you my
wallpaper.'
Interestingly he does not run screaming
from the building but instead puts on some glasses and takes a closer
look.
'Would ya look at that. It is not often
people get a good shot of me but that is a great photo.'
'I think you look marvellous.....in
it.'
'Another?'
'Please.'
'This one's on me.'
'Thank you John Nugent.'
I turn to the man sat next to me.
'Will you keep an eye on my drinks
whilst I go for a fag?'
'Sure.'
I return and thank him. He takes this
as a cue to start chatting.
'Hey I didn't even drink a drop and I
let no one go near it.'
I give him a repressive look and turn
back to John Nugent.
'So John Nugent, have you ever been to
England?'
'I sure have. On my honeymoon
actually.'
'Uhuh.'
'It's quite a tale.'
'I'd love to hear it.'
He goes on to tell me a great story
whilst I sit staring at him adoringly.
He tells me he only works three days a
week and watches bemused as I type the days in to my phone.
I get a message from Jim:
“Tried calling you. No luck. Am home.
I have another bottle of wine.”
'I'll be back in 30 minutes.'
“Well...ok. But you have to be back
in 25 if you really want some wine!”
I cover three blocks like a greyhound
and return to find him eating the chilli I cooked out of a mug.
'You drunk?'
'Yup. You?'
'Yup.'
It's very easy being a bit of furniture
in Jim's life for a while. We're relaxed and easy with each other and
we both like a drink.
As I finish writing this Jim is sat a
few feet away:
'...what?....oh fuck.....huh.....oh
okay....well I didn't know that....'
I have no idea what he's talking about
but I do know this; Everyone is a story. The best people are a Raymond Carver story and life is a moveable feast.
John Nugent. Legend. |
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